Trevor is 'between jobs'. He spends his days avoiding his nagging heifer of a wife by hiding out in his allotment shed and painting figurines for his wargames with his agoraphobic friend, Graham, and dreaming of his heroic alter-ego, the battle mage Casimir the Destroyer. When Mr Parsons, one of the other allotment tenants, petitions to have Trevor removed from his disgrace of a plot (he's not there to grow stuff!) an argument ensues that leaves Trevor with a corpse to hide. Unfortunately, this untimely accident coincides with the zombie apocalypse and Mr Parsons' return is just the beginnings of Trevor's problems. More pressing is whether or not he should try and save his wife and her beautiful best friend, who both he and Graham have a thing for.
沙猩猩是一个白事行的大龄光棍,靠给人哭丧为生。他一直喜欢同村青梅竹马的小玉,但小玉却总是对他爱答不理,小玉妈视财如命,告诉沙猩猩没十万块钱就甭想娶走小玉。沙猩猩只得答应筹钱提亲。他在筹钱拉活时遇到了收藏家林天明的女儿林佳怡,父亲林天明的学生艾伦为抢夺林氏父女手中的古董蓝幽碗,带着手下在沙漠中围剿二人,幸得带着面具的护宝英雄“东北狠人”搭救,林佳怡死里逃生,只是蓝幽碗和东北狠人一并消失了。林佳怡向沙猩猩承诺只要找到东北狠人就给他一个价值十万的玉佩,沙猩猩想尽快去给小玉妈提亲一口答应了林佳怡的要求。两人深入沙漠腹地,面临着潜伏在沙漠中的艾伦和他的手下,寻找护宝英雄东北狠人,最终成为东北狠人。
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